bm13:
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
Since there’re so many songs talking about having sex with bitches and hoes, I just assumed they meant female dogs and gardening tools
(via laurenroweyourboat)
“HONEY”
“WHAT”
“WHERE’S MY SPEECH NOTES”
“WHAT”
“WHERE. ARE. MY. SPEECH. NOTES.”
“I UHHHH. ORGANISED THEM.”
“WHAT?!”
“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW.”
“I NEED THEM”
“UH UH DON’T YOU THINK ABOUT PRACTISING THAT SPEECH TONIGHT I’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS DINNER FOR MONTHS”
“BUT AMERICA IS IN NEED”
“MY STOMACH IS IN NEED OF THAT FANCY DINNER.”
“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SPEECH IS WOMAN THIS IS FOR INTERNATIONAL JUSTICE”
“I’M MICHELLE OBAMA. I INVENTED JUSTICE.”
(Source: nomadichead, via mrsastoriamalfoy)
i have come to the conclusion that i miss you and what we used to be and that’s what sucks because i know you don’t feel that way and i don’t know when i will ever be good enough
"This is an apology letter to the both of us for how long it took me to let things go."
(Source: debilitating, via letitgo-itsjustafantasy)
I challenge Taylor Swift to write/sing a song that’s not about her sad love life.
the best day. change. the lucky one. ronan. safe and sound. mean. never grow up. innocent. long live. a place in this world. tied together with a smile. the outside. i’m only me when i’m with you. lucky you. brought up that way. superstar. 22. starlight.
oh
(via letitgo-itsjustafantasy)
the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
(via letitgo-itsjustafantasy)
